From some forum, by Heavincent:
I threw the Black Ops disk into the woods after like 3 MP matches. **** that game.
Funny stories from when you broke things as a result of losing at a computer game. Tales of broken TVs, bones, furniture and anything of value are all welcome, you fucking idiot. E-mail videogamesrage@gmail.com to submit your moment of RAGE
Saturday, 24 March 2012
COD RAGE!
Stolen from some forum I found, by some kid called GOBB:
xmas family get together over my uncles. I'm in the basement playing COD
"wow triple capped, f*cking f*ggot teammates. why are you two homo splitscreeners giving each other handjobs? help cap flags d!ckheads!!" Mom, aunts, nieces (8, 11) are behind me. I had no clue they walked down the basement because the tv is in an area where the steps are behind me a good distance. I blame the turtle beach headsets.
xmas family get together over my uncles. I'm in the basement playing COD
"wow triple capped, f*cking f*ggot teammates. why are you two homo splitscreeners giving each other handjobs? help cap flags d!ckheads!!" Mom, aunts, nieces (8, 11) are behind me. I had no clue they walked down the basement because the tv is in an area where the steps are behind me a good distance. I blame the turtle beach headsets.
more Pro Evo rage
Stolen from a forum, by KRO
I watched a mate rip his t-shirt off and storm out of the room when my other mate tackled him on Pro 6.
Just a tackle. Middle of the pitch. 0-0.
I watched a mate rip his t-shirt off and storm out of the room when my other mate tackled him on Pro 6.
Just a tackle. Middle of the pitch. 0-0.
max payne rage
Stolen from a forum, by Quite Remarkable
There was a bit in Max Payne where you went up an escalator, and on the way up there were tripwire like lasers, which exploded when you went through them, So you had to shoot them out before you got to them. Anyway i just couldnt do it, but after ages trying i finally managed to do it and i jumped up in joy, but at the top of the escalator, a door to swing open and a man with a shotgun blasten me to death whilst i was still celebrating.
I was hitting the controller against the floor so hard my mum said the lights were flickering downstairs
I was hitting the controller against the floor so hard my mum said the lights were flickering downstairs
sonic 2 rage
Stolen from a forum, by bumnuts:
I ruined the relationship with my mother for a good few weeks.
Got to the final level in Sonic 2 at the same time that she shouted from the kitchen - demanded - that I turn off the megadrive and go to bed. I was going to pause the game and then run through and plead mercy with her, convince her to give me five more minutes as I was on the final boss. In my haste I accidently hit the 'off' switch on the console instead of pause on the controller. To this day I don't know why and I can still see it happening in slow motion and it sends me spiralling into a cold sweat. I physically cried tears of pure hatred and told her that she had 'f**king ruined my life'. I was 10 at the time, it didn't go down well.
I ruined the relationship with my mother for a good few weeks.
Got to the final level in Sonic 2 at the same time that she shouted from the kitchen - demanded - that I turn off the megadrive and go to bed. I was going to pause the game and then run through and plead mercy with her, convince her to give me five more minutes as I was on the final boss. In my haste I accidently hit the 'off' switch on the console instead of pause on the controller. To this day I don't know why and I can still see it happening in slow motion and it sends me spiralling into a cold sweat. I physically cried tears of pure hatred and told her that she had 'f**king ruined my life'. I was 10 at the time, it didn't go down well.
fight night rage
Stolen from a Forum, by Smackjack the crackerman:
im a big boxing fan, and like boxing the 'proper' way, keep on my toes, work behind the jab, box the ears off my opponent - I would regularly outbox my online adversary for 8/9 rounds in a row, winning the rounds clearly, yet in the last couple of rounds I would often get caught with one of those completely unrealistic haymakers you could see a mile away but somehow couldnt f**king get the f**k out the way of :anger:
Anyway, I smashed 2 controllers off the wall during this time before my missus begged me to trade the game in as it was really affecting my mood - even when i wasnt playing i was thinking of strategies to avoid the late haymaker - so i traded the game up only to buy it back the next day.
I got it home, put it on, and lo and behold, Im boxing some plums ears off with Roy Jones Jr, winning by a mile, then in the last round, he winds up and knocks me spark out so i get the game out of the xbox, walk to the bottom of my garden, sling it like a frisbee over my back fence and down into overgrown woodlands, followed soon by my wireless controller - I went back in to get the xbox to chuck that over the fence with it, only to be stopped by my sobbing 6 year old son begging me not to throw the xbox away
Ive never played the game since........
im a big boxing fan, and like boxing the 'proper' way, keep on my toes, work behind the jab, box the ears off my opponent - I would regularly outbox my online adversary for 8/9 rounds in a row, winning the rounds clearly, yet in the last couple of rounds I would often get caught with one of those completely unrealistic haymakers you could see a mile away but somehow couldnt f**king get the f**k out the way of :anger:
Anyway, I smashed 2 controllers off the wall during this time before my missus begged me to trade the game in as it was really affecting my mood - even when i wasnt playing i was thinking of strategies to avoid the late haymaker - so i traded the game up only to buy it back the next day.
I got it home, put it on, and lo and behold, Im boxing some plums ears off with Roy Jones Jr, winning by a mile, then in the last round, he winds up and knocks me spark out so i get the game out of the xbox, walk to the bottom of my garden, sling it like a frisbee over my back fence and down into overgrown woodlands, followed soon by my wireless controller - I went back in to get the xbox to chuck that over the fence with it, only to be stopped by my sobbing 6 year old son begging me not to throw the xbox away
Ive never played the game since........
Pro Evo RAGE!
Joe from Aberdeen
i had a mate who simply would punch you if you beat him at the original PES. If we ever had a PES tournament with the angry PES guy (who was pretty good at PES btw) we would all set to an ultra-defensive formation (at least 5 at the back) just to play out a nice boring 0-0. This resulted in us being punched in the arm, but it was very worth it as it meant he always came last. The guy is a hairdresser now so think we may have damaged his masculinity somewhat.
i had a mate who simply would punch you if you beat him at the original PES. If we ever had a PES tournament with the angry PES guy (who was pretty good at PES btw) we would all set to an ultra-defensive formation (at least 5 at the back) just to play out a nice boring 0-0. This resulted in us being punched in the arm, but it was very worth it as it meant he always came last. The guy is a hairdresser now so think we may have damaged his masculinity somewhat.
fifa rage
Sean from Glasgow:
after being shafted at FIFA 12 by the french I launched my controller to fuck, smashing it open and denting the wall in the process. fucking Karim Benzema.
after being shafted at FIFA 12 by the french I launched my controller to fuck, smashing it open and denting the wall in the process. fucking Karim Benzema.
Friday, 23 March 2012
FIFA RAGE!
I've punched and smashed two laptop screens, smashed three controllers and damaged a drywall, all from playing FIFA. Also all of my controllers have bite marks on them.
Sensible Soccer RAGE
Stolen from a forum:
I've never been too bad but my mate is shocking. He put a controller through a plasterboard wall after I beat him on Sensible Soccer. He also through his alarm clock through his bedroom window after getting beat on Championship Manager.
iPad RAGE
From Anonymous
During a particularly vexing World of Goo session on the iPad, I suddenly saw red, screamed, lifted it above my head, and prepared to smash it to pieces on the edge of the table. My wife shouted and just looked at me, horrified.
I put it down quietly and went outside
TENNIS RAGE!!!!
From Anonymous:
Used to punch myself in the leg repeatedly playing Smash Court Tennis 2 on PS2.
FIFA RAGE!
Last week I realised I was screaming out loud in my house on my own because I'd just been relegated from Division Two on FIFA's online mode. I'm 26 years old.
SNES RAGE!
From Anonymous
The worst:
* Cracked a wardrobe door (Streetfighter 2 Turbo on the SNES - trying to beat the bosses on level 5).
* Bit a SNES controller in half (Streetfighter 2 Turbo on the SNES - trying to beat the bosses on level 6).
* Hurled a PS3 controller at the wall, shattering it into fifty pieces (NHL 11 I believe - not sure why I got quite so mad though that time).
The angriest I have ever seen anyone though, was when my then-housemate punched through a glazed door after getting "cheated" by the computer in a wrestling game on the N64 (Attitude?). Made me look take a long look at myself and since then the smashed PS3 controller is the only major damage - xbox controllers could sure take a pounding though).
FOOTBALL MANAGER RAGE
I also once lost the league, champions league final and FA cup final in one week in football manager and went outside to the garden, frisbeed the disc over the wall into a graveyard, and never played it again
Thanks.
Nerd smashes his own monitor with keyboard
Anyone who plays games like this deserves to be a nerd. NERDS ARE NOT COOL, IDIOT
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