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Saturday, 24 March 2012

fifa rage

Sean from Glasgow:




after being shafted at FIFA 12 by the french I launched my controller to fuck, smashing it open and denting the wall in the process. fucking Karim Benzema.

Friday, 23 March 2012

Stolen from a forum:


I dangled my younger sister out of the window of our fourth storey flat by her ankles when she took the piss after I got killed playing Small Soldiers on the PC

FIFA RAGE!

Stolen from a forum:

I've punched and smashed two laptop screens, smashed three controllers and damaged a drywall, all from playing FIFA.  Also all of my controllers have bite marks on them.

Sensible Soccer RAGE


Stolen from a forum:

I've never been too bad but my mate is shocking.  He put a controller through a plasterboard wall after I beat him on Sensible Soccer.  He also through his alarm clock through his bedroom window after getting beat on Championship Manager.

iPad RAGE



From Anonymous

During a particularly vexing World of Goo session on the iPad, I suddenly saw red, screamed, lifted it above my head, and prepared to smash it to pieces on the edge of the table.  My wife shouted and just looked at me, horrified.      

I put it down quietly and went outside

TENNIS RAGE!!!!



From Anonymous:

Used to punch myself in the leg repeatedly playing Smash Court Tennis 2 on PS2.

FIFA RAGE!


Last week I realised I was screaming out loud in my house on my own because I'd just been relegated from Division Two on FIFA's online mode. I'm 26 years old.